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what’s poppin jimbo

HI IM NOT DEAD

chandelyer:

GUCCI’s space magic, inspired by x

gaycaspian:

me: god i hate having boobs i wish i could just. cut them off.

also me: *holding my left tiddy thru my shirt* hehe soft

mpl0u:

Neon lights, an obsession of mine.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move

waiter: enjoy your meal

me: you too!

me:

me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*

what if I just [redacted]

binoctis:
“you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist
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binoctis:

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist